Dead Pets

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imageGetting a pet was never an idea I fancied, so when my son asked me for a fish naturally I was hesitant because a) fish smell, b) they serve no entertainment purposes and c) I’m the one cleaning the tank. Don’t get me wrong a fish is a much better candidate than a fucking gerbil or rodent hamster but a fish was just the last thing I wanted in my house. But what the kids want; the kids get.  The following day me, money Matt and the kids go to the classiest and most prestigious place around, Walmart. We purchase 4 .35¢ goldfish. I ask my son, ‘what are your fishes names?’ ‘1 and 2’, I ask my daughter ‘what are your fishes names?’ ‘2 and belle.’ Okay then.. Next day, kids are still interested in the fish except now their names have changed to ‘Jon,chips, Goldie and Geno’ and…

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